A film that is accompanied by a live performance, where two actors are situated outside of the theater. The actors must be close enough to be heard clearly by the audience inside. The script is as follows (and is to be read back and forth):
Person #1
-Start on the right side of the theater, outside of the doors.
-Person 2 has your keys, politely ask for them back.
-They threw your keys on the ground, who do they think are? Really let them have it.
-They are blowing up at you over your reaction. This kind of reminds you of when they fucked your ex right after y’all broke up, doesn’t it? Come to think of it, they never apologized for that, now is a good time to mention it.
-YOU need to calm down?? Bullshit, it’s time to hit them where it hurts, make a mean comment about their ears.
-Don’t let them get away, follow them (through the doors you’re positioned in front of) into the theater and continue the conversation.
Person #2
-Start on the left side of the theater, outside of the doors.
-You have Person 1’s keys, toss the keys back to them but underthrow it, they have to hit the ground
-They seem to be blowing up out of nowhere, who are they to talk to you like that? Let them know that.
-Tell them to calm down, let it slip that the ex said that Person 1’s inability to control their emotions is what ruined the relationship. They really need to calm down.
-You’re furious now, what is that shit about your ears? You have normal ears, right? Tell them off serious style and march into the theater, you’re late for the movie anyways.
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